CONTEST!!!!

Beat me at my own game!!!

Here's how it's gonna work -

Come up with your best pseudo-Justin-esque absurdist post. Something you think I could, or would, say. Limit it to 140 characters like a proper Twitter post would be. Then leave it HERE in the comments section.

THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT - *ONLY ONE ENTRY PER PERSON!!!!*

On Monday, March 15th, I'll pick a few of my favorites, and I'll create a poll. There will be voting for about the next week or so (I'll define that further then).

The winner will receive a free copy of Wading in the Continuum and Sandaling in the Sands of Time!

So get thinking... if you need inspiration read through the Twitter page... and remember, only one entry per person! Don't leave it here until you're sure it's your best one!

Notes and suggestions:
*Direct use of bacon, hyper-caffeine, or hyper teflon WILL NOT necessarily win it for you!
*It can be about ANYTHING, as long as it's absurd, non-sequitur, nonsense. I'm open to all different sorts of ridiculousness.
*Humor. You won't win without it.


GO!!!